Things I Never Thought I'd Read In The News
First, the headline of this story out of Charleston, South Carolina...
Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight
Is this a prison riot? Did prisoners rip into each other to get to valuable toilet paper?
Seems a couple of maids got into a row over one or the other of them stealing toilet paper from the other's cart. And, this made the headlines in today's news. Slow news day, I guess.
Then comes the second thing I never thought I'd read. In the scuffle, one of the maids received minor injured to her arms. The maid who bopped her with a mop said she was defending herself from the other maid's plunger...
This would've made a great SNL skit.