Things I Never Thought I'd Read In The News

Two things;

First, the headline of this story out of Charleston, South Carolina...

Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight

Is this a prison riot? Did prisoners rip into each other to get to valuable toilet paper?

Nope.

Seems a couple of maids got into a row over one or the other of them stealing toilet paper from the other's cart. And, this made the headlines in today's news. Slow news day, I guess.

Then comes the second thing I never thought I'd read. In the scuffle, one of the maids received minor injured to her arms. The maid who bopped her with a mop said she was defending herself from the other maid's plunger...

This would've made a great SNL skit.